i’m going to OD until i’m in peace like anna-nicole
posted in Everyday |urgh, i hate that line in amy winehouse ft Jay-Z’s ‘REHAB’. i would hate it if someone put my dads name in a song; “i’m gonna hang myself till i’m in peace like garry-c”. ok, ok, it doesn’t quite have the same ring, does it? but i’m just trying to make a point. maybe i’m just too sensitive? anyway, yesterday was brilliant. looked after my twin nieces bissy & mimi, 5, for the whole day. they wore me out big time, so i met dylan in the pub afterwards for a much deserved beverage. had to go to the chemist, get my script, then i went back to the pub but i felt like a complete loser because i was by myself and it was Singles Night. i was afraid people were going to think i had just turned up looking for lurve all on my lonesome. i avoided eye contact by sticking my nose in a copy of the Big Issue and clutching my pint to my face. i didnt find love, thank god. i hate men. at the moment, i have really had it up to here *makes cut throat gesture* with them. apart from Dylan. ages ago we had a bet that giraffes have blue tongues. i totally DIDN’T believe this, though I really should of done, since it came from the man who GREW UP IN AFRICA, FOR GODS SAKE. anyway, deal was, if i win he gets me a tattoo of my choice, if i lose, he gets me a tattoo of his choice (either way, i win, right?) i am thinking of getting something similar to this; what do you think?

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