the sick life

Cold Water Extraction the PK Way

If you have Tylenol 3s you will only need to use 13 or 14 and you can eat 10 of them safely. Actually you could probably get away eating all of them and not get any bad Tylenol effects. If you have Tylenol 4s you don’t even need to cold water extract for any reason, just take 6 or 7 of them. Now if you got some of those OTC Tylenol with codeine they only have 8mg per tablet, so that means 50 of them equals one 400mg codeine dose. You can eat like 10 or a bit more without worrying about Tylenol poisoning, but you are only getting 80-100something milligrams of codeine. The highest dose of codeine you can take is a little over 400mg, that is the most codeine that can be metabolized at once by your liver. If you go a lot over 400mg you are just going to get really itchy and it won’t add to it in a good way.

So take the other 40 or 30something codeines and crush them up into fine powder. Get a tall glass of warm water and mix the powder in the water really good. It should look very cloudy, almost white. Put the glass in the freezer or refrigerator and leave it there for a half hour or a little bit longer, or 20 minutes if you can’t fucking wait. Now either get another glass and get a funnel and put a coffee filter over the unused glass with a rubber band and empty the codeine water into it. Or you can be lazy and drink the water out with a straw, just don’t disturb the Tylenol that has settled at the bottom. When you are all done you can take the Tylenol that was at the bottom and put it in warm water and repeat the process, there is still some codeine that did not absorb.

If you like my opiated recipes for destruction, wait till I post my kratom and poppyseed experiments hahaha.

Troy’s girlfriend called me up one morning and it was a surprise, a good surprise. 20 2mg hydromorphones. What a fucking great day it was. I don’t think I’ve had such good luck in a long time. She only charged a few bucks each for them. So that day I got to it and took the usual potentiators and took 40mg methadone, wore 2 100mcg fentanyl patches, one 50mcg patch, and shot 4 2mg dilaudids and 1 bag of heroin. I was so happy, what a great day. After the shot I ate the remaining gel in a 75mcg patch I found.

Hydromorphone gives a rush that is better than heroin, but it doesn’t last that long. Some 4 and 8mg pills can fetch up to 30 bucks a piece. If dilaudid, fentanyl, and oxymorphone are all legal to use in medicine in the US, why not heroin? The UK and other countries still use heroin medicinally, why not the US? Because politicians think they are doctors. Heroin is wrongly demonized, it is a great analgesic.